Steve Wallace

Did you know that the guy who invented Knock – Knock jokes won the No-Bell prize?

DEFINITION of a SWEATER:
Something you wear when your mother gets cold.

April Fools
Did you get caught thinking that Subway had
REALLY just released a new product: the
FOOTLONG CHIP BUTTY?

The Ides of March is the day on the Roman Calendar which roughly is the midpoint of the month. On our Gregorian Calendar, that corresponds to 15 March. In 44 BC, it became notorious as the date of the assassination of Julius Caesar